About Utopian Psychosis

Utopian Psychosis is not a car. One may be able to tell this by it’s lack of steering wheel, tires, pistons, gauges, gas tanks, the ability to generate blue sparks while turning, and propensity to explode into dramatic fireballs when flipping off of cliffs. Utopian Psychosis, by the same merit, is also not a gecko. It is not a lizard, the star of car insurance commercials or a Fallout 2 MacGuffin. What it is is a website, though admittedly a sparse and dreary one. Eventually it will be bright with life: hundreds of dancing hamster .gifs, loud Europop, Shoop da Woops, mudkips, captioned cats, sparkly text, and, of course, Rule 34.

Until then, you, dear e-viewer, will have to be content with mere content. Any films, visual art, music, writing, or any other random projects our proprietor Jon decides to take up (HAM radio? Ham radio? Turkey television? Wait and see, dear e-viewers) will be stuck willy nilly in various digital cubbyholes and cardboard boxes around this site. So enjoy searching for something worth your bandwidth! You might want to try another site.

About Jon

Jon Phillips is a 19 (as of 07/02/08) year old slacker from Wisconsin with laughable hopes and dreams. He has recently scampered off from his basement home and go to art college (UW Milwaukee, Peck School of the Arts), where he has commenced wasting his life and parent’s money. He has a GL2 Canon Camcorder, because he’s just that cool, and occasionally films things that always seem to end in random and terrible displays of real horrorshow ultraviolence. He aspires to play Half Life 2 for a living, and download mods to make Oblivion more like Morrowind. He can’t dance, can’t sing, and ultimately has the people skills of a cement block. He is a real hoot at parties, as I’m sure you can imagine.

“So I was playing Half Life 2 the other day, when I realized- wouldn’t Oblivion be so much better if the dialogue system was more like Morrowind?”

He is not invited to very many parties.