Utopian Psychosis

Natalie (Trailer)

Jon — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:09:43 +0000

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CREDITS
*******
Directed by
Jon Phillips
Starring
Jon Phillips
Rebekah Phillips
Mitch Hahn
Devlan Sheahan
Evan Langer
Natalie Portman’s face
Camera work, etc.
Michael Phillips
Rebekah Phillips
Jon Phillips
Contains voices from
Michael “CornetTheory” Hillard
Jon Phillips
Rebekah Phillips
Karen Phillips
Music
Tetraktis- “Drama 2″
Kevin MacLeod- “The Dread”

Special thanks to Natalie Portman for not suing. Hopefully. (Also, “Leon the Professional”)

Backwards Comic #8: Easy Game

Jon — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:22:27 +0000

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Sic, boy!

Jon — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:39:54 +0000

Pet rocks are just as useful as regular pets, when it comes to attacking the mailman.

Oops, I’m an idiot.

Jon — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:46:34 +0000

I accidentally deleted most of the comments you guys have left. That’ll show me for trying to play spamblocker late at night. Sorry, everyone. To make it up to you, here’s a picture of me in a dress.
The picture comes from a new project I’m working on, so… consider that a sneak preview, and not a chilling reveal of my crossdressing tendencies (which it isn’t, honestly, heels and a cute top don’t look good on me at all).

Jon
[EDIT: I went back and un-deleted the comments, so it should all be back to the way it was. Also, <3 crossdressing - Michael]
DOUBLE EDIT: That’s why I pay you what I pay you, brother o’ mine. - Jon
TRIPLE EDIT: Because of the web savvy, not because you love crossdressing.
QUAD EDIT: I don’t love crossdressing, I love YOU crossdressing, babe - Michael

Hm…

Jon — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:50:11 +0000

So I spend all day playing Max Payne and writing a script, and then when I get online what do I find? Well, first I find that I have over 2000 emails, but then I find that the cause of that is being featured on YouTube. Woo. So, that’s cool, I suppose, but now I have to reorganize my email inbox, and as long as I’m making a new folder for YouTube notifications, I might as well reorganize the whole thing… ah well, goodbye, tomorrow.

Welcome all YouTubers, the three or so of you who are interested enough to come here.
Jon

Backwards Comic #7: Hugs, Not Slugs

Jon — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:23:00 +0000

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Backwards Comic #6: Elmo’s World

Jon — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:11:31 +0000

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Not my best, but whatcha’ gon’ do.

Burnt Hair

Jon — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:49:17 +0000

My hand smells like it. Burnt hair, that is. Probably because I absentmindedly set some tissues on fire and as I realized that I shouldn’t have done that inside, and on my hurried trek outside, the flaming Kleenexes singed much of the hair off of my right hand and left me a yelping, running towards the door mess.

End of story. Very interesting, I know.

Backwards Comic #5: Missed Connections Was No Help

Jon — Fri, 23 May 2008 22:59:03 +0000

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Winrar

Jon — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:40:23 +0000

Hurree, hurrah, my video (Cameras A-E. The site is kind of buggy, so I’m not even going to bother linking to it) has won the Where Were You When Cloverfield Attacked Contest (quite a mouthful, but then again so is pudding and everybody likes that)! Thanks to everyone who voted for it, and thanks to Mr. Matt Reeves for selecting it out of the final 3.

Now, what to spend the money on. College? Or thousands of cans of baked beans?