So I came up with the idea for this new superhero. His name would be “FireMania”, kind of like a play on “Pyromania” and “Fireman”, right? And he would go around and… like, enjoy starting fires and things! So he would kind of be like an arsonist, but for justice! So he would like…

um…

and he would have this arch enemy named H2UhOh, and H2UhOh would go around and create water! In large quantities! So I guess kind of like… irrigation, but for evil. You know, I’m starting to think I might have gotten their roles mixed up.  Starting fires is bad, irrigating parched land is good.

So H2UhOh will be an arsonist, and- wait, crap.