A lot of people are saying this is what the future should be like. Well, they’re wrong, because unless the future is filled with vapid headed twats doing nothing but masturbating their ego and slapping themselves and their fellow vapid headed twats on the back, this will be a-

Oh wait, everybody already is a vapid headed twat doing nothing but masturbating their ego and slapping themselves and their fellow vapid headed twats on the back. The future will be exactly like this, except without all the functionality.

“LET’S MAKE GREEN INTO A VERB,” says the borderline retarded masses. “THEN LET’S BUY PRIUSES AND STYLE OUR HAIR LIKE GIANT COCKS.”
The future is here.