In my professional opinion, the only adult males who like Bjork are pedophiles. Her voice sounds childish, she wears goofy kiddie-Halloween costume-esque outfits, and she looks like a four year old girl. And yet, people still fall hopelessly in love with her, then ship her ACID BOMBS (I know, it sounds awesome. I wish I could get my hands on some of these ACID BOMBS. Sounds like another way to say ‘a bad trip’) along with videos of them applying face paint and shooting themselves because she doesn’t return their sentiments.

So if there’s any Bjork lovers out there on the Information Superhighway, I would just like to make it known that you are probably either a conscious or suppressed pedophile. Just thought I’d give out that helpful little tidbit of diagnosis, free of charge.

EDIT: After listening to some more Bjork, I guess I’m a little bit of a pedophile.