I have a question. There are many songs about California- “Southern California”, “It Never Rains in Southern California”, “Californication”, “California Stars”, and so on. Well, would anyone care to enlighten me as to why there are no songs about Wisconsin in the same vein? “It Always Is Crappy Weather in All of Wisconsin”. “Winsconsinuation”. “Wisconsin Smog.” While we may not have surfing or happy cows, we have miserable cows and sitting around and doing nothing! Certainly that warrants some amount of pop-songs.