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August 18, 2009

Words of Wisdom: Fry My Little Etymology

Filed under: Film, News — Jon @ 11:30 am

So I bet you’re all wondering what I’ve been up to lately. The answer is, of course, playing a lot of Mass Effect. And by “playing”, I mean “dying”, and by “of” I mean “in”. I’m not exactly the best battle strategist, I guess. Probably why I never got into RTSs. That and my complete lack of understanding as to how I have to plop down a barracks if I want to create footsoldiers. Why can’t I plop down two young male/female humans and play some miniature Barry White and then just throw up a mandatory conscription into the army at age 18? Barracks don’t pop out soldiers, pregnant women do. Some day I’ll get that tattooed on somebody else’s trampstamp area.

2 Comments »

  1. “Barracks don’t pop out soldiers, pregnant women do.” I love that :)

    I remember watching over my brother’s shoulder as he played Age Of Empires, and I’d ask him how he gets more people if there aren’t any women. His answer was along the lines of “feed the men and then build more houses”.

    No wonder why gaming geeks are scared of girls.

    Comment by danineteen — August 19, 2009 @ 6:08 am

  2. ликую

    Comment by Gubarby — September 18, 2010 @ 1:58 am

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