An Autobiographical Comic (1?)

Found it.

My watch is beeping, but I can’t find it, so I guess I’ll just have to wait for it to stop on its own, and then wait till daylight to find it again because I’m too lazy to get up and turn the lights on.

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So I came up with the idea for this new superhero. His name would be “FireMania”, kind of like a play on “Pyromania” and “Fireman”, right? And he would go around and… like, enjoy starting fires and things! So he would kind of be like an arsonist, but for justice! So he would like…

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and he would have this arch enemy named H2UhOh, and H2UhOh would go around and create water! In large quantities! So I guess kind of like… irrigation, but for evil. You know, I’m starting to think I might have gotten their roles mixed up.  Starting fires is bad, irrigating parched land is good.

So H2UhOh will be an arsonist, and- wait, crap.

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Every time someone says a phrase that starts “No one wants to…”, I will pipe up and say “I do. It gets me hot.” Presumably in this fashion I’ll be sticking up for the underdog, the type of person who losing their life’s savings to a pyramid scheme is a total turn on.

Just joshing, nobody cares.

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In my professional opinion, the only adult males who like Bjork are pedophiles. Her voice sounds childish, she wears goofy kiddie-Halloween costume-esque outfits, and she looks like a four year old girl. And yet, people still fall hopelessly in love with her, then ship her ACID BOMBS (I know, it sounds awesome. I wish I could get my hands on some of these ACID BOMBS. Sounds like another way to say ‘a bad trip’) along with videos of them applying face paint and shooting themselves because she doesn’t return their sentiments.

So if there’s any Bjork lovers out there on the Information Superhighway, I would just like to make it known that you are probably either a conscious or suppressed pedophile. Just thought I’d give out that helpful little tidbit of diagnosis, free of charge.

EDIT: After listening to some more Bjork, I guess I’m a little bit of a pedophile.

Browsing Wikipedia is a very enlightening affair.

1. Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure is based loosely on  Ladri di Biciclette, or The Bicycle Thief, the Italian neorealist classic.

2. The production third Die Hard movie was investigated by the FBI because the heist that was outlined in the script could actually work.

3. Apparently every single human being shares one interesting physical feature in common- they all weigh less than your mom.

I made one of these interesting tidbits of movie trivia up, guess which one it is!